May 2013
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ListenI am starting to relish the idea that I might look...
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April 2013
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Apr 21st
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"why is anyone on the internet making fun of...
agree! people who go to coachella can be annoying. people who get annoyed at those people are also annoying. basically everyone should just calm down and stop getting mad at other people for being annoying because we are all annoying and terrible the majority of the time.
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March 2013
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“I can’t stress this enough: Do what you love…in between work commitments, and...”
– This Onion article had me cry-laughing last night as Andy read it out loud to me. Find The Thing You’re Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life
Mar 28th
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Is there life on other planets?
Gayle Laakman McDowell, you are legit, and I believe you. (quora)   “The way I see it, it’s a near certainty that life exists on other planets — many, many other planets. The only way that this isn’t true is if there’s a god who has, apparently, only decided to create one planet with life. So, take your pick: aliens or god. You gotta have at least one. Allow...
Mar 26th
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What are the top 10 things we should be informed...
I liked this quora answer so allow me to post it in its ENTIRETY out of laziness. ~thx~ 1. Realize that nobody cares, and if they do, you shouldn’t care that they care.  Got a new car? Nobody cares. You’ll get some gawkers for a couple of weeks—they don’t care. They’re curious. Three weeks in it’ll be just another shiny blob among all the thousands of others...
Mar 26th
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Rob Delaney: Somebody asked me to make this Q/A... →
robdelaney: Somebody asked me to make this Q/A rebloggable. So I did. ———————— Q: When you say you want to have sex with fat ladies it’s funny because that’s weird and gross, right? ———————— No, I say it because I’m 6’3” and weigh 225 lbs. so I’m generally most attracted to…
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Not trying to be a dick
but please: does ANYONE know how to block notes notifications for a particular post? I already tried deleting the post!!!! HELP ?
Mar 10th
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When I remember to read twitter
like tonight…i literally laugh out loud the whole time due to these people Rob Delaney Molly McNearney Elle Destree Lena Dunham Yes I follow celeb twitter accounts. Anna Kendrick and Selena Gomez also plz me. 
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take a face break.: lieslieslies: Why is it that... →
lieslieslies: Why is it that people who enjoy their solitude, their loneliness— or rather their being aloneness—, their quiet, their comforting removal, seem to think they are one of few, if not the only one who feels like a puzzle piece fit perfectly into a still bedroom with personal joys?…
Mar 10th
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danielkanhai: there aren’t enough hours in the day for me to get all my stuff done and do nothing for 24 hours.
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February 2013
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