I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.– The last statement of Thomas J. Grasso before he was executed, in which he complains about his last meal. (via drinkyourjuice) That’s rough, bro. I love spaghettios too.
Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam →
meganamram: URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE O Hello ! I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye. my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes,… yes I WILL reblog everything meganamram posts thanks for asking
Me: Is it too early for a Costco hot dog?
Austin: [genuine laughter]