June 2012
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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes split after five years of... →
Kels: omg! feign surprise!
Me: she didn’t have a penis :(
Kels: 5 years her contract must be up
"Will Parapleej be attending the dinner party?"
Julie has a paraplegic landlord that lives with her. Why do we think that is hilarious? Oh because we’re absolutely terrible people and I’m actually sorry for making jokes about it although can’t promise that I won’t keep goin’
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Yes plz
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Luv u j biebs
Don’t care how many followers...
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On Professional Success...Or Not →
mavieenrose:
as an undergraduate women’s studies major, i had a very distinct vision of success. i would graduate from college, go to law school, do well, become a lawyer and eventually move on to some high-powered career where i would be very highly respected in my field. and although i have always wanted a…
I read the article she is referencing first here and then read her blog post. I...
21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In... →
hennnypotter:
tumblrgym:
Not really fitness related but it is very important to take some time and look at the good deeds that go on on a daily basis. The funny little moments that bring a smile to your face, and the reason to remember that we are all one people on this earth together.
1. This picture of Chicago…
Totally balling my eyes out.
Why do good humans always make me cryyy
drink your juice.: Today at lunch Ricky and I were... →
drinkyourjuice:
Today at lunch Ricky and I were talking about the state of the universe and, at a given point, I noted that something wasn’t “my cup of tea.”
He stopped me and said, “That’s good, though. Most people don’t know their teas.”
I just love that as a phrase. Know your teas.
I repeated it and then…
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Live puppy cam k →
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DogVacay.com - yes plz →
Signed up to host dogs on DogVacay. It’s basically like Airbnb for dogs…too good to be true? Wish they had doggy profiles for me to browse so I could request to take them for a weekend. I want a weekend dog ASAP! My profile is called “Cozy loving home for fluffballs” so I expect many replies in the very near future!
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“Oh my god what just happened and what’s in these bags?”
– Me every time I walk out of Target
Question
Is there anything worse than when someone hangs those disgusting human-looking balls from the tailgate of their car?
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